A New Diva Queen Has Arrived

Cee Lo looks like the weekday pastor at The Church of Saint Andre Leon Talley the Divine and he’s also sashaying right next to the diva queen spirit of ALT. Page Six says that Cee Lo, who is having a moment by telling all of us to FUCK OFF, is more like a JLo, because the teddy bear princess is way too precious to handle his own gum and pat the pore jizz from his forehead. From P6:

Cee Lo Green makes some interesting demands of his handlers. At the release party for his new album, “Lady Killer,” at the W New York Thursday, Cee Lo arrived on the red carpet in a white cape. “He had someone wipe the sweat from his brow, as well as put a piece of gum in his mouth, before the show,” a spy said.

And look at him standing there wearing Aretha Franklin’s lace bibs as a cape all royal-like. But you know, I’d like to think that Cee Lo’s lady-in-waiting had the last laugh when they gently dusted his gum with one of their farts before placing it in his mouth. Cee Lo was wondering why his gum had the slightest flavor of brisket and eggs.