Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 13, 2010 / Posted by:

Sorry for the extremely late start today. My ass has been at the vet and animal hospital all day, because my dog was either bit by Amy Wino or he was exposed to way too many showings of Danielle Staub’s new video. The poor dude had a few seizures in a row and you don’t play with that shit so he’s laid up in a hospital kennel right now being tended to by a doggy brain doctor who sort of reminds me of a young Peri Gilpin. So he’s in good hands.

While we were in the waiting room, there was this white cat sitting on her owner’s lap and my dog was all about her. This shit was weird, because all morning he’s been out of it. My dog loves apples the same way you love an open bar and when I put a piece of manzana under his mouth he turned away like it was a Ke$ha CD. But he kept his eyes on this cat almost the entire time. Maybe it’s because she totally looked like Heathcliff’s girlfriend Sonja. Remember that fat fancy bitch Sonja who thought she was way too good? This cat was just like Sonja. Well, if Sonja got jumped by a pack of lady cats after she let one of their pieces stick the tip in. Yeah, this cat was sort of beat in a skanky kind of way. Dude really is my dog since we have the same exact taste!

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