Zsa Zsa Gabor Is In The Hospital Again

November 12, 2010 / Posted by:

Seen her in better days breathing in the sweet muskiness wafting off of Burt Reynolds’ stache, Zsa Zsa Gabor once again suffered a medical emergency at her mansion in Beverly Hills this afternoon. TMZ says that Zsa Zsa was lounging on her pink silk princess bed under a crystal chandelier when one of her legs started to swell up like the time her vengeful maid switched her Cle de Peau face cream with St. Ives.

Zsa Zsa’s personal doctor immediately ran up the marble staircase to her bedroom to examine her. Zsa Zsa’s doctor discovered a huge ass blood clot in her leg and called for an ambulance to take her to UCLA Medical Center. Her doctor was worried that the blood clot would travel up her leg and start to fuck with her vital organs. FYI: Zsa Zsa’s doctor has x-ray eyes so do not question his skills.

How many times has Zsa Zsa been in the hospital this year? And how many times does she keep slapping at the angels who try to take her to heaven? Keep slapping those angels, Zsa Zsa, because crystals will stop sparkling and marabou feathers will wilt without in the world.

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