Pick up your lawn chair and give up your place in line at Rockefeller Plaza, because Kanye West and Matt Lauer are not going to settle their differences with a bikini brawl in a plastic kiddie pool filled with baby oil after all. Kanye was supposed to perform in a Today show concert on the day after Thanksgiving, but he has pulled out after he feels the producers tried to manipulate his emotions in an interview that aired yesterday. Those plotting bitches are going to have to get their leftover turkey elsewhere.
Kanye’s full BASIC BITCHES sermon is below, but in case the only nerve in your system capable of handling his root tooty fresh and foolery has already checked out for the weekend, here’s his shit in a nutshell: 1) Ye feels vindicated that Today aired the footage that proves he was set up!!!!!!! 2) Ye doesn’t hate Matt Lauer because he only bleeds love. 3) Ye quit the Today concert via Twitter, doesn’t understand why the producers don’t read every single syllable that falls out of his Tweet hole. 4) Ye is off that.
I’m not performing on the Today Show for obvious reasons. I’m so happy the world got to see just a small piece of “the set up”. I blatantly said I’m not performing on a tweet and to everyone around me and the next day they still announced a performance. Do you guys see what I’m saying now… this is just a small slice of the day to day bullshit that goes on that helps to precipitate the idea that I such an asshole…. cause when I don’t perform oh noooow I’m the one that’s crazy or a jerk!
If I hadn’t tweeted about how they set me up at the show they would have never played the extra footage that displayed how disrespectful…. I want you guys to look at that footage and start to put everything together now. It’s very simple to call someone angry or spoiled or the one thousand names I’ve been called but it’s harder to try to take a look at what’s really behind the curtain.
I’m so happy that my real fans are not as “basic” as the media makes them out to be. Did you see them try to justify playing the audio under my interview. Yo sometimes you’re just wrong and it ain’t nothing you can say to justify it believe me I know!
Right now I’m not complaining. I’m tweeting because I’m so happy you guys got to see this shit really go down!!!!! : ))))))!!!! FINALLY!!! And I don’t hate Matt Lauer… We don’t promote hate. That’s the whole point!!! I promote love and truth! … we’re all products or our environments … reflections of our surroundings…
You know what ….WE OFF THAT!!!… They made a mistake… they thought they could pull it but they couldn’t! That was just a small representation of a bigger media play that’s been going on since the beginning of time.
All positive energy … all smiles. Much love to Matt and the whole Today Show. I accept ya’ll future apology in advance LOL!
Why did I even bother copying and pasting that mess? You probably didn’t even read a word of that since you’re too busy staring at that giant string of glowing anal beads dangling out of Kanye’s asshole in the picture above. Kanye’s anal beads WOULD glow. So fancy.