Hot Slut Of The Day!

Clint from The Apprentice, the Southern dude who pretty much always tucks his t-shirts into his jeans, but never tucks the insults under his tongue in the board room. I first knew Clint was my kind when he told Donald Tramp (morning typo that is staying) that his lunatic teammate Dave was a “classless schizophrenic human” who “cannot find his rear end from a bath tub” and then he begged to be rid of this plague. Heart beat #1 for Clint. Then a few board rooms later he told the deranged Mahsa to “shut her mouth“. Heart beat #2 for Clint.

And during last night’s episode, Clint pissed on Kim Kardassian (and not in a way that made her b-hole coo) without knowing it when he told her that the display his team created for her bottle of scented lukewarm urine would lure people into the store like “a bug to a light.” More like a baby maggot to a rotting wart hog carcass, but Clint had the right idea. Heart beat #3 for Clint. Even his compliments make your cheek tingle like you’ve just been slapped.