Glee Hates Us

November 12, 2010 / Posted by:

GOOPY Paltrow has about as much soul as a wet Land’s End catalog, which is why she was the (put a pair of sarcasm lenses over your eyeballs) perfect choice to sing a scrubbed down version of Cee-Lo’s Fuck You on next week’s episode of Glee. If someone ever wanted to make a case to the courts to ban music, dancing and singing forever, they could use this as evidence. When Fishsticks does The Robot, Suri Cruise’s joints lock up and Stepford Katie has to give her a WD-40 bath. When Fishsticks whips her hair, a hundred follicles fall out of Willow Smith’s head. THINK OF SURI AND WILLOW!

Guidance counselors and principals should take note, because this definitely falls under teacher-to-student harassment in the first degree.

Oh, and Just Jared has the audio of Glee’s mash-up of Umbrella and Singing in the Raining featuring Fishy and the spirit of Satan. Update your WAV files, because this is the new train wreck sound effect.

via Entertainment Weekly

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