Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

November 12, 2010 / Posted by:

On Halloween, this C list actress/singer was so drunk at a club, she mistakenly took a group of men dressed as sailors for the real thing. She followed the four men back to their hotel room, because they joked they were servicemen on leave with a weekend pass, and she slept with all four (several times). She’s been bragging for a few weeks now that she’s slept with “some cute Navy guys” but really they were just four college kids in costume. We’d like to point out that our source says one of the guys was even dressed as “Popeye” but that didn’t seem to matter to the actress, she’s quite proud of herself for serving her country. (BuzzFoto)

Hey, it happens to the best of us. You’re halfway through a Navy gang bang when it pokes you in the head that maybe you should’ve asked for credentials first.

Since Xtina is free to go wild and do ho shit out in the open her name came on my brain first, but she’s a little higher than C list. So probably not her. Besides, coochie was not involved.

Other guesses: Wonky McValtrex, Victoria Silvstedt, Courtney Love or Charo!!!!!?!!!

Many people celebrate a birthday with a big party, and this young actress is no exception. It started out with dinner with family and friends. Then dancing and drinking. Everyone was having a good time, and all the fun was legal. The evening wore on and the grown ups went home. Our young star starting inhaling lots of white powder. She then went back to the hotel for a private after-party party. For just her and two guests. At the same time. One female and one male. Yes, our girl is bisexual and she wanted a special gift for her birthday. The female was an underage actress she has worked and played with in the past, and the male was just a random cute guy at the party. Our girl is shockingly hardcore for someone so young. She loves threesomes, girl-on-girl, and the back door… and she is aware that all of this is on film. Her bosses have recently become aware that this film exists, and if it goes public, she is so totally getting fired from her current gig. (Blind Gossip)

Hey, it happens to the best of us. You’re halfway through an 18th birthday threesome when you lift up your head from giving yourself a vagina moustache and you notice the red light blinking on a camera sitting on the dresser. Eh. And my guess of course is Mickey Mouse’s favorite pupil Demi Lovatoooooo?

Just goes to show you that a-holes hang around other a-holes. This former A list female reality star was out with her celebrity sister who is not really a reality star. Anyway, the pair ran up a $2000 bar tab and did not even bother leaving a tip. That is not the truly awful part though. The awful part was that their greasy companion was with them. He was abusive to the staff, asked one waitress if her pussy was wet at the sight of his greasiness and grabbed her and several other waitresses on to his lap. The reality star and her sister did nothing to stop him. The manager of the place was told about it and he did nothing either. Disgusting. (CDAN)

Well, it felt like a splatter of microwaved bacon grease hit my eye balls when I read this so that could only mean one bitch: Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis? And Parasite Hilton and Nicky Hilton for the others?

Going back to the 90’s for this one and one of my favorite movies. Anyway, back when this movie was shot, this current A+ list female always movies actress still had to audition. So, she did for this comedy but did not get the role. Why? In a very, very brief audition our actress broke down three times crying and screaming. The producers called her “bat s**t crazy.” So, instead the role went to an unknown who was deemed by the producers as “dumber than a box of rocks,” but has worked her way up to a B+ lister who has always been in movies. Oh, and some videos. (CDAN)

Showgirls is considered a comedy, so I’m going to guess Drew Barrymore right after her “Poison Ivy/Amy Fisher” years. Or maybe Drew again for Chasing Amy? Or Uma Thurman for Jerry Maguire? Or Fishsticks Paltrow for There’s Something About Mary?

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