That picture of Michael Lohan peering up into Lindsay Lohan’s mouth as they make their way into a movie theater yesterday could go so many ways. Like maybe he asked her if she had a spare 8-ball on her, so she opened up her mouth and told him to check to see if there was any leftover residue for him to scrape off. She could also be screaming directly into his face for not removing that cell phone from his waistband…..for the ten millionth time. Who knows, with those crazy asses it could be anything.
Now that Michael and Lindsay are trying to fill in the giant cracks in their relationship with the thick nectar of rage that drops off of White Oprah’s fangs when she sees them together, the therapists at Betty Ford think it’s time for a family session. TMZ reports that LiLo’s doctors want to speak to the people who helped mold her into a ball of Adderall smegma, fake tanner and various illegal narcotics. They think it’s about time they all work out their issues. Michael Lohan tells TMZ that he’s into it, but a source says that White Oprah has yet to agree.
Oh, please. If you film it, White Oprah will come. Seriously, just set up some lights, invite a camera crew from The Insider and White Oprah will be there with a fake smile on her face.
Let’s say the Lohans all get into a room together, do you think they’ll run off if everyone but them vacates the building and a trailer full of rabid wolves pulls up to the entrance? Naw, they won’t leave as long as you tell them to stay on their mark. The Lohans are professionals!