Since this morning’s theme seems to be BABIES!! BABIES!!! BABIES!!!, here’s some pictures of OctoMom dodging a visit to the welfare office and a date with Chapter 11 by blending her way to a quick check at Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood, CA last night. La Habra’s very own Angelina Jolie created a $14 shake made with 14 ingredients. 50% of sales will be injected into Octo’s lips.
The main ingredient of course is a piece of Octo’s placenta and the shake is topped with a dollop of cream made from her leftover titty leche. As for the other ingredients, judging by the pictures of the kids peering over the topping bar, my guess is that the shake is also made with flu saliva, toddler snot and boogers of all shapes and sizes. Yeah, no, I’ll pass. I’ll get an Airborne shake instead.