Guess Who’s Knocked Up Again?

The Duggar clan gathered in the living room of their Arkansas compound early this morning to make a “surprise” announcement on Today. That “surprise” comes complete with two eye rolls, a lip smack and a “GUUUUURL, PLEASE” from Aunt Bunny, because the Duggars announcing that they are spawning again is the opposite of shocking. The good news is that we don’t have to run into our bomb shelters to prepare ourselves for the moment Michelle Duggar’s uterus dives head first down her evacuation slide to seek revenge on humanity by devouring our young, because she’s not the one who is pregnant….yet. Michelle’s daughter-in-law Anna is. Phew.

Josh Duggar, the eldest Duggar, and his wife Anna (both 22-years-old) say that she will give birth to their second baby next June. The happy news comes right after sad news. Anna suffered a miscarriage this past summer. Josh told Meredith, “My parents went through a miscarriage right after they had me. Many people walk through this experience and it is very emotional. We were looking forward to having our baby and losing that baby was really rough.”

Anna and Josh’s daughter Mackynzie turned 1 last month. They aren’t sure whether or not they are going to pick up Jim Bob and Michelle’s tradition by using the same letter to name all their chirruns. Yeah, right. Don’t break your water on my head and tell me it’s raining, Anna! Anna is already staking her claim as a Michelle Duggar clone by turning her lady parts into a baby popping machine, so of course all her future 50 millions kids will have names that begin with the letter M.

Can they just please close their brains to the name MICHAEL. There’s too many Michaels flooding the world and we need to be cut off. I’m getting whiplash like Willow Smith from turning my neck around every time I hear my name out in public. And throwing a Y in there doesn’t change anything. Mykull is still counts as Michael, etc….

I’m sure the Duggars can hear my scream since all of them are READING MY MIND when I stare into their eyes in the clip above. Keep your eyes down!