Tara Reid’s Nostrils Finally Combust

November 10, 2010 / Posted by:

These pictures of Tara Reid were taken at her birthday party at the VIP Room in St. Tropez last night, but you’d probably believe me if I told you they were from 2004. They meet the criteria for declaring something Classic Tara Reid.

Tattered weave that only gets moisture when Tara uses it to wipe the drunk barfs from her mouth? Check! Nipple that cannot and will not be contained? Check! Skin the shade of a 2-week-old roasted yam? Check! Simulating oral with anything that is tube-shaped? Check! Facial expressions that run from “Mah face is melting” to “Good. Night.“? Check! See. Classic Tara! Alert the historical society!

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