Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen slithered out of the Death Eaters lair last night to attend Stand Up For Scleroderma at Carolines On Broadway in NYC and they ran into Bob Saget on the red carpet! They could all do lines together off of Stephanie’s Mr. Bear without worrying about that tight ass prude DJ calling TPS (Troll Protective Services).
Nevermind that the Olsens look like they gnawed off a squirrel’s crotch hairs and pasted that shit over their eyebrows or that kinky Bob Saget’s thinking about how he wants to role play as Willow characters with them, where is Kimmy Gibbler? Even the tiniest Full House reunion is not complete without Kimmy Gibbler. Eh. Maybe watching the Olsens nibble on roach antennas and hiss at small children is much too real for Kimmy to bear. Kimmy always had a weak stomach.