If You’ve Blown This Asshole Recently, OctoSana Wants To Talk To You

November 9, 2010 / Posted by:

Oksana Grigorieva’s never-ending battle for a chunk of Mel Gibson’s wallet is still playing on, and now she’s on the hunt for any and all tricks who rubbed their corn syrup sacks all over him while they were still together. TMZ says OctoSana’s lawyer Dan Horowitz has reason to believe that 4 hos did blow Mel before jacuzzi and he wants to talk to them. Dan is looking for someone to co-sign OctoSana’s “Mad Mel is a Nazi bomb of rage” claim by saying that he got violent on their asses. Good luck with that. Asking someone to fully admit to making the sign of the cross on Mad Mel’s crucidix with their tongue is like asking me to stop crumbling Oreos into my instant oatmeal in the morning. It’s not going to happen.

OctoSana and her lawyers are making this move, because the judge in her custody case against Mad Mel is not impressed with her accusations that it’s dangerous to leave him alone with their 1-year-old daughter Lucia. The way things stands right now Mad Mel has full visitation rights. OctoSana wants to put a stop to that.

Whatever happened to that Polish porn producer who was allegedly doing Mel while OctoSana was knocked up? OctoSana should sniff down that road. You know, but it can’t be that hard for OctoSana to track down one of Mel’s past tricks. You don’t even need an at-home Detective La Toya Kit to do that. Just ask the free clinic if any women have come in complaining about how they can’t get the taste of charbroiled communion wafers, jacuzzi chlorine and holy water colonic coktails out of their mouth.

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