Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 9, 2010 / Posted by:

Arlene Wagner, founder of the Leavenworth’s Nutcracker Museum in Washington and the first guest on Conan O’Brien’s second annual first show on TBS last night.

Once again proving that the power of the memaw is unstoppable, Arlene Wagner beat out 11 others (including Justin Bieber, The Pope, Jack Nicholson and Sultan of Brunei) in an online poll asking hos to cast their vote for the ginger Coco’s first official guest. Coco threw out Justin Bieber’s name for whatever reason (follicle envy, of course) and so Arlene won! But I still think Coco owes her ass at least a nut or two.

During last night’s premiere, Conan declared Arlene his first guest and she strolled out with a giant nutcracker, handed him a mini Irish one, waved to the audience, and then walked into the parking lot to make the long journey back to Washington. For those of you in Barstow, you might see her walking and waving down your street this morning as she makes her way back home.

My problem with this is that Coco didn’t even stop to talk to her ass for a minute! NOTHING! I was hoping for her to make an obvious dirty old lady joke from Betty White’s School Of Comedy about how nobody can handle a nut like she can. But nothing. REDO!

And in case you missed it, here’s the opening sketch from last night which includes a Hamm-eo!

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