Pepaw Pitt

November 8, 2010 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt put in Maddox in charge of the child army yesterday so that he could visit St. Angie Jo on the set of that movie she’s directing in Budapest, Hungary. Brad put on his “serious photographer man” glasses and took a few pictures of his maker in action. Then he took a 3-hour nap on his La-Z-Boy, finished off a snack pack of butterscotch pudding, changed the tennis balls on his walker and turned the sprinklers on a brat who was messing with his petunias. No, but those BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT glasses do make me think of the over-the-counter reading glasses by abuelita would buy at Costco every month. Only her glasses had a neon yellow Body Glove lanyard on them. Brad Pitt should look into getting one.

AnywayS, in between shooting takes for her movie, Angie Jo cuddled up to Brad Pitt but it had nothing to do with affection. Angie has to press against human flesh for at least a few minutes at a time or the cold wind will shoot through her thin skin and freeze her skinny ass bones stiff. Then her assistants have to thaw her out by putting a space heater under her ass and dropping a few spoon fulls of virgin blood into her mouth. It’s a huge and annoying production.

Here’s a few more pictures including a couple of Angie Jo and her crew talking about a dead baby doll. Don’t worry, Angie put her palm to the doll, healed it and then adopted it.

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