Hot Slut Of The Day!
Edison Peña, one of the members of the Fab 33 (aka the Chilean Miners) who finished the 26-mile New York City Marathon in under 6 hours. Well, this weekend I finished a box of chocolate wafers in under 6 minutes and scrubbed half of my bath tub, so try harder, Edison!
When Edison got trapped in the lost underground city of Eterna (that ones goes out to One Life to Live), he didn’t let that stop him from doing exercise shit. Edison sawed the ankles off of his boots (cut to Lady CaCa sewing the ankles off her boots) and spent most of his 69 days underground running three to six miles a day in almost pitch black darkness. After Edison shot out of the mine, he told reporters that he planned to run in the New York City Marathon. And he did this past weekend!
Even with a jacked up knee (his souvenir from the mine), Edison finished the first half in two hours and the whole race in five hours and forty minutes. As movie producers and studio executives rubbed their dick heads in ecstasy thinking about all cash they are going to make from Edison’s life story, he told reporters after the marathon, “What I did today was a struggle against myself, against the pain I was feeling.” Javier Bardem should just go ahead and memorize that line now.
Edison is also the miner who is in love with Elvis and will give you his rendition of “Wonder of You” on cue. But more importantly to us gutter sluts, Edison’s last name is one “e” away from being Peeña. That accent at the end makes the tip twitch. Viva Peeña!
via Sky News