Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

November 8, 2010 / Posted by:

I don’t know if you will ever get the first person in this blind, but he is a celebrity. He is a gay actor/singer/and bff of one of the biggest A list female singers in the world right now. Anyway, a few years ago our celebrity was involved in a relationship with this A list movie actor. Not just a fling, but a real relationship. Not living together, but it was still a relationship. Anyway, it ended a few years ago after our A list actor went from mainly (with one exception) obscure small roles to international stardom. Our celebrity says there was so much pressure on the relationship from so many different people and agents and managers it just could not survive. (CDAN)

So the dude is the best friend of either Lady CaCa, RiRi, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift or Beyonce and for the A-list actor I’ll just shoot out a bunch of names and see what sticks: Jakey Gyllnehaal, Bradley Cooper, RPattz, James Franco (pleasepleaseplease) or Gerard Butler (probably not). I want to go with James Franco, but if it was him he would’ve already come out in a 10,000 word essay for The New York Times or by wearing a necklace made from a lock of his boyfriend’s dick bush hair to an art opening. So I’ll go with the always popular Jakey G?

This strait-laced former sitcom actor was at a restaurant/bar with his wife. A fan walked up to him and asked for his autograph. He held up his hand to shush the fan and said, “Shh, we’re listening to this song.” The actor and his wife then held hands and swayed back and forth with their eyes half-closed and sang along with tears spilling down his cheeks. The fan had to awkwardly stand there and wait until the end of the song. The whole situation was so bizarre that it was all the fan and the onlookers could do to keep from laughing during the emotionally cloying performance. The song they were singing was “The Rose” by Bette Midler. The actor in question has started focusing his life in another way away from acting. And no, he won’t be singing for a living. Especially songs by a gay icon like Bette Midler. Because, to him, being gay is a sin, and as long as he keeps denying his own sexuality, he is being righteous. (Blind Gossip)

Ugh. Kirk Cameron. Who the fuck else? In his defense (ugh, the sequel), who doesn’t sway back and forth and cry sweet tears of bittersweet joy when The Rose comes on? Then again, I bet Kirk Cameron cries all the time. Like he cries during bowel movements, his own special episodes of Growing Pains and after anal.

He like his sex unconventional. Some would call it experimental, certainly vigorous, and definitely physical. Maybe too physical. Mixing pain into his pleasure, and cutting very, very close to a dangerous line is taking its toll on his body. He shows up with strange bruises, the next week it’s a minor fracture, his neck has been strained, sometimes there’s a knee brace, the shoulder’s been f-cked up for a while, and his back is a chronic issue too.

The excuse of course is that he’s active, that he exercises, he’s sporty, and that’s true, yes, but the injuries are not sustained while playing pickup, no, not at all. The injuries happen when he’s doing his business with his steady girl, a willing and capable participant.

His doctor is aware of what’s been ailing him, and WHY it’s ailing him. Helps when he can. But he’s been urged to take it easy because lately it’s been getting too rough. Especially with insurance and medicals and all that kind of paperwork, it’s hard to explain away the cuts and sprains, the little accidents that seem to be occurring with increasing frequency. He’s so into it, and he gets so off on it, it’s hard from him to curtail his fun. But they all agree, at least it’s been the case in the past, that when it’s time to get to work, he manages to keep his freak under control. (Lainey Gossip)

Tom Hardy seems like the kind of kinky ass freak who keeps a list of safe words in the drawer of his nightstand, so I’ll go with him? Or George Clooney?

This seemingly sweet and fresh-faced young actress who can also sing is heading the way other troubled stars. After allegedly getting pregnant by a much older man and having a hush-hush abortion, the poor starlet can’t get over the whole affair and has turned to hard partying and drugs to forget. (BuzzFoto)

Does White Oprah have a fresh-faced young actress daughter (don’t even act like Ali Lohan counts) we don’t know about?

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