As A Million Twihard Hymens Break….

November 8, 2010 / Posted by:

And here’s Kristen Stewart and RPattz touching lips while shooting a scene for Twatlight: Breaking Hymens in Rio, Brazil last night. Apparently, this mess is some kind of honeymoon scene right after Edward and Bella partake in a “We Finally Get To Do Each Other” ceremony under an altar of bedazzled Count Chocula boxes.

But I’m not sure if this is before or after a bruised Bella wakes up in a bed full of pillow feathers after Edward’s all-mighty sparkle cock fucks the consciousness right out of her. You know, some “eat the pillow” kind of power fucking. That actually happens in that mess of a book. No, I didn’t read the book. I read it about on the internet. And yes, “I read it on the internet” is the new “Um…my friend told me.”

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