You So Modest, Kanye

November 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Gay Fish did all of us wrong when he gave a gracious and thoughtful response to George W. Bush’sBitch gave me the grodies!!!” comment and I still haven’t forgiven him for this. But it seems like he’s trying to earn back some much-needed fuckery points he lost.

In an interview with Mojo in the Morning (via Celebuzz), the egotesticle cuntmonster we all love peeked out a bit. When Kanye West was asked what he thinks about Taylor Swift selling a million copies of her new album in one week, he queefed all modesty away when he said this:

“I feel like when Taylor was getting all those magazine covers, she was all good then. I feel completely empathetic and sympathize with that moment of her feeling bad, that spawned her to have one million magazine covers and be the most popular artist in the world, but in that moment of her feeling bad, I do feel bad about being the cause of that.”

We already know that everything Kanye touches turns to platinum (delivered with a thick coating of sarcasm glaze), but not we know that everything Kanye slaps at turns to platinum too! As always, Gay Fish is right, though (pour the leftover sarcasm glaze on that shit). And when our modern day Pollyanna is giving another “GOLLY GOSH GEE, ME?!” acceptance speech at the VMAs next year, she better thank Gay Fish for pushing a baby named SUCCESS out of his twat and giving it to her! Some FULL CIRCLE shit!

And Kanye still hasn’t earned back his spot at the delusional cunts table, but we’ll let him nibble at his mayonnaise sandwich from the table next to us.

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