Panty Creamer Of The Day: Nick Lachey

November 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Joey Fatone’s knead and squeeze dough sacks aside, Nick Lachey had one of the best boy band racks in the 90s and it looks like his succulent pectorals still have the power to temporarily turn me into a tits kind of gay. Even though Nick looks like he only eats Tubby Tustard, I still would. Send your judgments here.

Jessica Simpson’s former fart scent tester took a break from opening up his 98 Degrees royalty checks (“LOOK! They played ‘True To Your Heart’ in a soap opera in Croatia!” – Nick Lachey when looking at his check) to fly down to Mexico with his piece Vanessa Minnnilllolol. Okay, I never know how many Ls or Ns that girl has in her name (don’t make me Google) so I figured it’s better to give her more than less.

Nick and Vanessa are in Mexico to celebrate his 37th birfday, her 30th birfday and their new engagement. UsWeekly says that Nick sealed the deal with a $125,000 diamond ring. A $125,000 diamond ring that will fill Vanessa’s nostrils with the aroma of one of Jessica Simpson’s after eatin’ burps whenever it sparkles since her money bought that shit!

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