Would You Hit It?

November 6, 2010 / Posted by:

As Randy and Evi Quaid furiously write their HOLLYWOOD WHACKERS manifesto in a flood tunnel under Vancouver (it’s the only place where there thoughts won’t be recorded), Dennis Quaid sent a flood of hot sweat running down into his ass crack while performing with his band The Sharks for a group of HOLLYWOOD WHACKERS at Aqua Lounge in Beverly Hills last night.

Even though Dennis is making facial expressions like a parched dog begging for a drank from the garden hose, I still would. But this kind of concerns my ass since this means that I’m entering the phase of my life where I start to have the same taste for hot pieces as my mom. Yeah, no, let me just back up so we can pretend I never went there.

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