And is that an enchanted river of volcanic sparks my eyeballs are glued to? A river of fiery flecks that leads you past the cotton candy gates and straight into the promise land? I’m pretty sure this is in the Bible somewhere. Or in my wet dream journal. One of those.
At the launch of The Soldier Challenge with Bear Grylls in London yesterday, Prince Hot Ginge gave everyone a slice of his pink panties along with a taste of his ginger brick road (we’re off to see the wizard indeed). Since pink is my signature color (actually, “molten soul” is my signature color, but just play along…) I’m going to take this as a personal wink from PHG and not even my therapist can tell me otherwise!