No Booze For Weezy For Three Years

November 6, 2010 / Posted by:

That puddle of the sweet nectar sitting in that glass next to Lil Wayne might be the last few drops of booze that slid down his froat and send a buzz into his head. Lil Wayne Tweeted this picture hours after his release from Rikers and a day before he found out that he is banned from spending quality time with his best friends (Jack Daniels, Johnnie Walker, Cristal, Mad Dog, etc… etc…) for the next three years. If Lil Wayne is caught with even just a tiny bit of booze in his system, they will launch him back to Rikers where he’ll have to serve the rest of his sentence. Yeah, I doubt those hos at Rikers are even going to bother with changing the sheets in his cell block suite. He’ll be back.

TMZ says that Wayne’s probation documents also state that he must stay away from active members of the hood rat stuff gang (no more play dates with Latarian), illegal drugs, toxic vapors and controlled substances. The probation department will regularly drug and booze test his ass to make sure that he’s not pulling some LiLo shit. If he gets caught, off to Rikers he goes!

Weezy wasn’t even in the chokey for a DUI or for beating a ho over the head with a half-empty bottle of Thunderbird. Bitch was in this for a weapons charge, so DAMN at the “no drinking for 3 years” rule. What does alcohol have to do with this shit? And Lindsay Lohan thought her life sucked. If the court really want to protect society from Weezy’s foolery, they should ban his peen hole from opening its lips until further notice so he doesn’t make anymore KIDS! Learn to piss through your butt!

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