What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
November 5, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
At the opening of the Realm Boutique in NYC last night, Blake NotSoLively came out in an outfit that should only be worn by side-pieces trying to make a break for it before they get a wife stiletto to the neck. It’s like you’re in the middle of blowing saliva bubbles into your trick’s peen hole when you hear a “Honey, I’m home!!!” coming from the hallway. The jig is up. Any master whore will grab their dude’s shirt, pull the Christmas skirt from under the tree and tear off the strap from a messenger bag before diving out of the window. That’s what this shit looks like.
Wait, does anybody know if Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have their Christmas tree up way early?
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