Megan Fox is busy writing her works of philosophy with a feather pen in the attic of a country house in England, so unfortunately she hasn’t been around to give us our weekly eye roll cues. But fear not, your fat eyeballs are about to burn off some chunk thanks to Megan Fox’s substitute MiserAlba!
Speaking to Elle Magazine from her dressing room at The Royal National Theater where she’s currently in rehearsals for Macbeth, MiserAlba softly stroked her Lifetime Achievement Oscar and whispered the secret about how you know if an actor is a true thespian with the spirit of Laurence Olivier sashaying across their souls. According to MiserAlba, any good actor don’t need no script!
“Good actors, never use the script unless it’s amazing writing. All the good actors I’ve worked with, they all say whatever they want to say.”
Yeah, and whatever “they” say to MiserAlba usually starts with BITCH and ends with PLEASE.
So when MiserAlba uttered the line “I like you. Your flavor’s hot” in the Oscar-winning art house masterpiece Honey, it came from her mind. “I’m scared of her…..” – Meryl Streep. But seriously, MiserAlba is telling us that she memorizes every single word on the script including the stage directions.
Not only is MiserAlba skilled at memorizing words on a page and making a wet piece of popcorn ceiling look like the definition of charisma, but she can also perfectly enunciate words while her head is firmly shoved up her culito. A talent for the ages!
And the picture above is from a set of NSFW pictures of MiserAlba baring her post-baby bump and nursing nipples. Click here if that’s what you need today. I’m sure she improvised all those poses, so someone should give her another award for that.