Lindsay Lohan Breaks Out Of Rehab, Goes To Forever 21

November 5, 2010 / Posted by:

I’d like to think that Lindsay Lohan stowed away in a dirty laundry cart and jumped out of a moving van once it drove past the security gate at Betty Ford, but apparently the rehabbers are let out daily. Radar says that LiLo usually goes to Starbucks in Palm Desert, CA since one of the baristas there is a part-time dealer who sinks a tiny baggie of the bad shit into her Venti Frapp (that’s a good trick actually), but she went to Forever 21 instead the other day. You know, because licking the ink from a broken security tag might give you a quick high.

The store manager (I really can’t) tells Radar what LiLo spent $200 on, “Lindsay came in two days ago with another young woman. Lindsay kept to herself, but was friendly. Lindsay bought a leopard sweater, a lot of pajama bottoms, and a ton of socks. Her choices were for leisure wear. Lindsay spent about $200 total and she paid for the items herself. We were surprised that Lindsay was so low key. The only thing she asked us to do was to hold some of the items at the front until she was finished picking things out.

Usually whenever a bitch drags me to Forever 21 (which strangely enough is fairly often), I have to make sure that I’m medically or alcoholically numb enough to deal with their music doing wrong things to my ear drums. So that LiLo bitch is stronger than me (or the licking the ink thing is what works for her).

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