Hot Slut Of The Day!

And here’s literally a HOT (yes, I’m sure she breaks thermometers) SLUT. And with a last name like BONE sluttin’ is her destiny. But 62-year-old Carol Bone wasn’t always a proud disciple of the ho shit way of life. Granny Bone didn’t start passing her pruney poon around until only 2 years ago, so she’s more of a late-in-life Hot Slut. Granny Bone admits to Closer Magazine (which can be like the Mad Magazine for stories like this) that she’s not looking for a nice man to hold her hand as they stroll through their twilight years together. Eff that! Granny Bone has turned her twilight years into her twatlight years and she’s only on the prowl for one-time rides.

The memaw of 7 says that she’s got a profile on 13 dating sites and so far she’s gummed and humped on at least 200 peens in the past 2 years. While some grannies massage their hands with Icy Hot in between playing with a ball of yarn, Granny Bone is massaging her tongue with peen in between playing with several balls of man chowder, because she regularly gets wild at sex parties. And she’s not fucking with old dudes her age. Granny Bone says “Men who are over 50 don’t have the stamina to keep up with me. And I don’t like beer bellies. My age means nothing. I have a really high sex drive. Why shouldn’t I enjoy myself?”

Normally, I’d need to see grainy cell phone video and nekkid ass nekkid pictures with the head cut off to authenticate a story like this, but I’m going to take Granny Bone’s word for it. I mean, her name is fucking Granny Bone! So git your bone, granny!

Oh and for Granny Bone’s sake, does anybody know if they make Life Alert vibrators?

via Metro (Thanks Max)