Mel Gibson And His Favorite Beaver

November 4, 2010 / Posted by:

Usually, a big ole’ cunt and a hairy beaver can sell a movie, but I’m not so sure that’s going to work for The Beaver. In this teaser poster for Jodie Foster’s next masterpiece, which is probably going straight to the mental hospital DVD library, Mad Mel lets us know that he’s certifiable and we should direct our all comments to the beaver from now on.

You know, I’m fine with this, but don’t you think it’ll be a little weird telling a beaver puppet that you’ll take one for the team and blow him before jacuzzi. Especially since that beaver puppet looks like it was made from the beady beads buried deep inside Robin Williams’ dick bush. Actually, since I put it that way…

via Coming Soon

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