Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 4, 2010 / Posted by:

Mary Ann Mobley, Miss America 1959, star (not really) of Falcon Crest and Maggie Drummond 2.0 on Diff’rent Strokes.

When the news about Gary Collins (the pepaw below and former host of The Home Show in the late 80s and early 90s) being wanted for allegedly drunk crashing into another car and then busting from the scene started to making the rounds, my ass immediately remembered that he’s been married to the official flower of Mississippi Mary Ann Mobley for like centuries. In reality, they’ve been married since 1967.

Even while wading neck deep through Gary Collins’ drunken foolery (the drunk ole’ bitch was arrested for DUI in 2002, 2007 and 2009), Mary Ann manages to look like the epitome of graceful sophistication. Mary Ann’s Phoebe Price brand chicken cutlet cheeks (bought from her local plastic surgeon’s freezer) haven’t deflated a bit and her skin remains as flawless as any item in a Yankee Candle catalog. And while Gary probably smells like caramel squares marinated in a barback’s bin, Mary Ann looks like she’ll fill your nostrils with a cloud of Jean Nate powder, White Rain hairspray, Lancaster foundation and Bella Belara perfume by Mary Kay. How does Mary Ann do it?!

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