Hide Your Ovaries, Lil Wayne Is Out Of The Chokey!

After serving 8-months on a 1-year sentence for criminal possession of a weapon, the Womb Raiding Goblin of Louisiana has strut out of Rikers Island in NYC and is breathing in freedom…and fertile eggs. Seriously, wrap your cooch in Saran Wrap dipped in Spermicide, because I hear Lil Wayne’s jizz fishes can fly.

USA Today reports that Weezy (insert Weezy Jefferson’s “Does Not Approve” face here) has already made plans for his big homecoming. Mack Maine, the president of Lil Wayne’s record label, says that he will bask in the applause from a dozen clapping stripper asses at a titty club in Miami on Sunday. Mack Maine went on to say this mess, ” We will treat him like a king, like the royalty that he is, and make him feel like we really missed him and welcome him back to the family, basically.”

But the party will end in the next coming months when a few Rikers Island inmates, a couple correctional officers, a jail house rat or two, and whoever was responsible for cleaning up Lil Wayne’s dick milk rags each birth out a Weezy Jr.

And in the parking lot of a strip club in New York state, Bill Clinton has just lit up a cigar in Weezy’s honor.

Expect a Bill Clinton/Lil Wayne collabo any day now.