Auto-Tune Really Is The Devil’s Favorite Tool

November 4, 2010 / Posted by:

Auto-tune was created by Satan’s minions as a way to spread his evil across the world by making any no-talent fame whoring trick believe that they don’t need to be able to sing in order to have a successful career in music. That shit is the real Pandora’s Box. cASSe in point: TMZ has already reported that Kim Kardassian is working an album of songs with The Dream (more like THE NIGHTMARE MAKER) and here’s one of her alleged demos called Shake. Hmmm. I wonder why Kim’s first single is called Shake?

Is it because that’s what her double down ass is going to be doing straight into the HD camera lens for her video? Or is it because that’s the substance Kim is going to seductively pour all over her chesticles when she debuts this song in front of Million of Milkshakes. Or is it because the thought of any Kardashian (except Kris, of course) putting out an album makes me wants to smoke a giant pile of SHAKE. It’s all of the above, obviously.

To be honest, the song is generic as all fuck, but it’s not bad. It’s especially not bad if you picture Kim’s ass singing it into a fan while Kris holds up a recorder.

UPDATE: Kim Kardassian tells Celebuzz this isn’t her voice on that shit. You know, I think Kim’s telling the truth. When I played it backwards, I didn’t hear the dark prince of the underworld cackling about how he’s going to enjoy eating all of our souls in 2012.

And here’s a few pictures of the future Vanity (No, I didn’t) with her sisters at the NYC opening of Dash last night.

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