Rip the stoner hero cape (made from Burrito Supreme wrappers, In-N-Out tray liners and Pizzarias bags) off of Zach Galifankankfdnadkslf’s shoulders, because he admits that the joint he took a hit of on Real Time wasn’t stuffed with the green flowers from heaven’s gardens. It was just cloves! Yes, CLOVES! That shit I can never find in my Hoarders-like kitchen cabinet when I’m trying to make a damn pie. Then I run out and buy some like an asshole only to find a full jar wedged in the back of my cabinet a few hours later. THAT SHIT! First, Prop 19 gets pounded down into a mound of unsmokeable shake, and now this!
This is what Bill Maher told Wolf Blitzer last night about Zach toking it up on his show:
“If it was a real joint, Wolf, I would have smoked it … I think it was cloves or something. Zach’s crazy, he’s not that crazy.”
But seriously, this is almost the same excuse I gave to the food delivery dude who stared at the Ziploc bag full of herb I had on the table. “Um….That’s just a special kind of Oolong tea I buy at the herbalist. I have a cold, okay!”