They tried using a Kardashian, but the tree kept disappearing. – Sluttsville
Leann Rimes is The Grinch! She steals husbands AND Christmas! – cs182
The latest team effort to save young girls is the, “John Mayer can’t fuck me up here” tree. – Famousbeer
Kim Zolciak would fuck anything for fame. She’s gone from lesbian to pinesexual. – SpiceDong
via Daily Mail (Thanks D)
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).