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November 3, 2010 / Posted by:

Swiper, the 7-month-old Silver Cross Fox (point 1) named after a Dora the Explorer character (point 2) who was jailed by Animal Control after his owner dressed him up as a skeleton (point 3) and took him for a walk on a leash around a shopping center in Reston, Va.

On Halloween morning, 20-year-old Alayna Sitterson dressed her pet fox Swiper up as a skeleton and took him for a leisurely stroll around a town center without a care in the world. But Swiper’s Halloweenie strut was cut short when Animal Control arrested Alayna and threw him into a jail cell, because well…you can’t own a damn wild fox without a special permit (Note to self: Remember this shit when Mah Boo Anderson Cooper finally comes to his senses, or loses his senses actually, and crawls into my futon).

There’s not much for me to add since a non-story about a fox named Swiper dressed as a skeleton for Halloween speaks for itself. Yeah, this would be better with a Prop 19 victory bong toast, but still! Click here to see the video of Alayna reuniting with Swiper after she got the proper permit. Alayna claims that she’s had Swiper since he was a baby fox and that he’s litter trained and totally domesticated. Ho, please! Don’t act like you didn’t think Swiper was a dog this entire time!

(Picture of Swiper via MyFox(hahahaha)DC)

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