Gay Fish And George W. Bush Are Like Soul Sisters, Or Something
Gay Fish has finally swam out of his solid gold coral kingdom to address the court about his Katrina-era “George W. Bush doesn’t care about black people” comment making the former president feel all grody on the inside. Kanye West didn’t launch one of his signature BITCH BOGUS responses. Nope, Gay Fish let his silky panties droop as he calmly sashayed up ye high road. I prefer my Gay Fish with an extra drizzle of CRAZY CUNT BITCH on top, so I’m not exactly devouring what he’s serving.
In an interview with a radio station in Houston today, Kanye had this to say about Dubya calling Gay Fish’s comments one of the most disgusting moments in his entire presidency:
“I definitely can understand the way he feels, to be accused of being a racist in any way, because the same thing happened to me, where I got accused of being a racist,” West replied, referring to the aftermath of his run-in with Taylor Swift last fall. For both situations, it was basically a lack of compassion that America felt in that situation. With him, it was a lack of compassion of him not rushing, him not taking the time to rush down to New Orleans. For me, it was a lack of compassion of cutting someone off in their moment. But nonetheless, I think we’re all quick to pull a race card in America. And now I’m more open, and the poetic justice that I feel, to have went through the same thing that he went [through] — and now I really more connect with him on just a humanitarian level.”
I even transcribed his response in all CAPS to see if it’ll butt fuck me in the eyes the way Kanye’s rants usually do and nothing! No bleeding. No soreness. Is Kanye actually growing out of pre-adolescence and passing his thoughts through an internal filter before they jump out of the air duct called his mouth. I mean, “connect with him on just a humanitarian level”? KANYE! I don’t know who you are anymore, and because of that I don’t know anything anymore. Will somebody please hug me, or at least scream into my eyes in ALL CAPS! You know, like the old days.
Here’s the clip of new and not improved Kanye being all adult-like and shit:
via EW