Afternoon Crumbs

Thanks to Ashlee Simpson, Edie Segwick will be rollin’ like a raver today – Popoholic

Sandra Bullock and Baby Louis take New York – Lainey Gossip

If I had a labia, it would flap for Michelle Rodriguez’s hard ass (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Bret Michaels’ image is about as “squeaky clean” as DJ Lady Tribe’s file at the free clinic – The Superficial

Canadian comedian Mary Walsh should do this all the time – Towleroad

John Travolta’s votin’ outfit was better than your votin’ outfit – Hollywood Tuna

Waiter, can you please fill LeAnn Rimes’ glass with some icy cold STFU – Celebitchy

Katy Perry in Bazaar – The Berry

Creepy: The Olsen trolls still are – Popsugar

And Kathie Lee will use that ugly bonnet as a booze barf bin later on – Popsugar

The Help needs “help” with their wig game – Just Jared

No. Just no. – ICYDK

Jessica Simpson is drunk – I’m Not Obsessed

Prince can snatch whatever’s left of my soul any day of the year – Crunk + Disorderly

Getting poked helped Mimi get knocked up – Hollywood Rag

And this is how you make Morning Glory look interesting – Cityrag