Willow Smith Is Still Whippin’ Her Hair

November 2, 2010 / Posted by:

Willow Smith, the 10-year-old girl who is every baby chiropractor’s dream come true and every bald bitch’s arch rival, made her live performance debut today on Ellen and she started out by trying to snatch the Raggedy Ann wig right off of RiRi’s head with her rendition of “Only Girl in the World.” And then Willow went on to whip her hair until the air turned to air cream. Then she kept whipping until her head flew off, soared across the stage, hit Jada Pinkett in the forehead and then boomeranged back onto Willow’s neck. Then Willow kept whipping until her head completely spun around and green pea soup started spewing all over the place.

Seriously, Willow’s going to need a new song soon. Maybe she can sing about rollin’ her knees too and fro, or poppin’ her elbows in and out. Do it for your neck, Willow! Having a slinky for a neck is no way to go through life!

And this makes me feel like 10,000-years-old, because I keep expecting the KIDS INC. logo to pop up on the screen during her performance.

via Gawker TV

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