Correction: This is what it always looks like inside my head. This mess of a clip is apparently from 3 years ago, but it’s been passed around the Internet’s smoking circle and now it’s my turn for a hit.
Speaking of freebasing Sanka, the crew and reporters of KGTV San Diego must’ve been doing that shit after their usual breakfast bong hit with Ron Burgundy, because nothing goes right in this clip. NOTHING. I don’t know what’s filled with more fails, this clip or the last time I tried to do sex shit in a stand-up shower. I mean, are newborn kittens with ADD operating the cameras?
The final shot at the end has to be my favorite part of this glorious mess. That pepaw on a Hoveround is an accurate dramatization of one of my dusty and lazy brain cells trying to find the exit. Good morning!