Andrew Cuomo is officially the new governor of New York, which means the drunk blueberry in his frozen glass of Hpnotiq named Sandra Lee is sort of the first of Lady of New York! The fountains will be filled with malt liquor and frozen juice! The banquet tables at the state dinner will be covered with tablescapes made with shit found in the clearance bins at Big Lots and they will serve Uncle Ben’s Risotto. And New York’s new official dessert is going to be microwaved Twinkies with banana baby food drizzled on top. Oh, and did I mention it will be a non-stop booze party? My guess is that public intoxication is no longer illegal since the new first lady is always publicly drunk as all fuck. WEEEEE! We’ll all be tanked for the next 4 years!
Unfortunately, this means that the rent is still 2 damn high!