Last night, I was much too busy working out my gut by trying to control the dry heaves while watching Theresa on Hoarders talk about how she’s got gangrene on her insides from eating rotten food (and I feel another ab roll coming on), so unfortunately I missed the World Series (GOOOOO PEACHES!). And because I missed that baseball shit, I also missed the world TV premiere of Keyboard Cat’s commercial for Pistachios! Or should I say Keyboard Cat’s doppelganger since the original is playing off the angels up in heaven. Whatever. Keyboard Cat’s legacy still lives on thanks to pistachios!
And does it piss anybody else off that Keyboard Cat II breaks open a pistachio just by busting a beat on it? Keyboard Cat II is better at everything even opening up a stupid green nut.