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November 2, 2010 / Posted by:

Margaret “Sparky” Sparkman, The National Gourd Lady!

And suddenly the empty yogurt container collection my abuelita kept in the kitchen cabinet with our everyday cups doesn’t seem so impressive. Why do gourds grow? No, they don’t only grow so your slut ass can take suggestive pictures with them after you’ve had a few pilgrim-tinis at Thanksgiving dinner. They grow for THE GOURD LADY!

Sparky is 94 and if you can’t tell from her national title or that picture above, she loves GOURDS in all shapes, colors and sizes. And they love her back. Sparky’s got gourds on her head, gourds growing out of her ears, and gourds on her body. I’m sure she kisses a gourd before she closes her eyes at night to drift off to Gourdland, and I’m sure she hugs a gourd in the morning before she eats gourd mash out of a gourd bowl.

Here’s Sparky the Gourd Lady on Jay Leno the other night living up to both of her nicknames.

Okay, if you must take a Thanksgiving picture of yourself sucking off a gourd, make sure to say “SPARKY” before the flash goes off. VIVA GOURDS!

(Image via Flickr) (For Megan)

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