Hot Slut Of The Day!
Miss Mikki Nicholson, the 32-year-old pink transsexual glow stick flower who stomped her heel into her competition, and dragged all of them across the Scrabble board to win the British National Scrabble Championship with the 86-point word “obeisant” (aka the “safe word” Aretha Franklin uses with her motorboating partners)!
Miss Mikki is considered somewhat of a Scrabble newbie since she only started getting serious about the game 5 years ago, but it must be her true calling because she took down Mark Nyman, a four-time British champion, a world champion and a 30-year Scrabble veteran. Not only did Miss Mikki win a luxurious crystal bowl, which looks like it was bought on lay-a-way from the Fingerhut catalog, but she was also given £1,500. Miss Mikki will use the cash to travel to Malaysia for the Causeway Scrabble Challenge.
Congratulations to Miss Mikki! And I know Miss Mikki needs to kiss her teefs with an OxiClean wipe, slather her face shadow with a thick layer of NADS and show her nails some lacquer-covered love, but she has more important things to focus on. LIKE MAKING WORDS! Besides, Mikki’s 150-point eyebrows came to play and that’s all that matters.
via The Guardian & Fark