Taking a break from pulling the White Chapel Asylum wagon around the yard for the kids, LeAnn Rimes posed for this Twit pic with her rent-to-own piece Eddie Cibrian. This mess pretty much speaks, queefs, farts and barfs for itself. LeAnn later Tweeted that it was just a joke and they aren’t really engaged to be married. But when they do finally get engaged (and they will, because Eddie needs the money) it will still be a damn joke.
I haven’t been to Eddie’s and LeAnn’s Twitter pages for a while and now I know why. There are 86,400 seconds in a day, but LeAnn and Eddie found a way to push out at least 90,000 Tweets a day and that’s being modest. No wonder their relationship lasted long after the sweet nectar dissolved from their system. They spend more time staring at Twitter than staring at each other’s faces! “It’s the key to a successful relationship!” – From Ashton & Demi’s Center for Couples Counseling