Snooki Shows Us What Vinny Is Working With

October 31, 2010 / Posted by:

With a replica of Vinny’s Ewok-busting dick in her hand, Snooki hosted some Halloween party at Jet in Las Vegas dressed in costume as a pickle princess. Yes, a fucking pickle princess. The Vlasic Stork just swan dived into an active volcano. No, he would never do that since Snooki doesn’t really look like a pickle princess. Snooki looks more like the scaly fungus that is found underneath The Situation’s foreskin, or what would fall out of an Oompa Loompa’s doopity doo hole if it mated with Little Green Sprout.

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