Tara Reid Keeps It Demure For Slutoween

October 30, 2010 / Posted by:

Nevermind that Tara Reid’s face looks like a Detective La Toya mask printed on onionskin paper, I’m more concerned that she’s so covered up on Whore-o-peen, the one time of the year (besides New Year’s, your cousin’s wedding, casual Friday, Saturday night, Sunday morning mass, certain week nights, Tiger Woods’ birthday, etc…etc…) where you get a standing ovation for putting your inner easy access skank on display.

I mean, even though she’s wearing Kim Zolciak’s sleeping wig and a dress right out of Noah Cyrus’ closet, this is still straight-up puritan shit for Tara Reid. I mean, her nipple plates are fully covered up and I’m not even bracing myself for a possible peek-a-poon situation. Hmm. Maybe Halloween is amateur hour for Tara, so she’s letting the wannabes have their little fun.

Here’s more of the Big Lots Barbie with friends at Cipriani’s Halloween party last night in NYC.

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