Open Post: Hosted By Julian McMahon In A Garter Belt

October 29, 2010 / Posted by:

Now we know what the creepy Snickers lady pusher is hiding underneath her leopard robe. BAM. Nip/Tuck’s Julian McMahon got his nipples pleasantly perky by sticking ’em in a bowl of ice cubes and plumped his peen to thrust and bust as Dr. Frank N Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show tribute concert, which benefited the Painted Turtle camp.

The rest of the cast included Evan Rachel Wood (as Magenta), Hurley (as Eddie), Nicole Scherminger (as Columbia), Mr. Schue from Glee (as Brad), Lea Michele (as Janet AGAIN), Jack Nicholson (as The Criminologist) and Tim Curry AS TIM CURRY!

It’s a good thing that these pictures don’t make sounds or move, because even though seeing Julian McMahon in John Travolta’s favorite pajamas is a spiritual experience that is taking all of my parts higher, this concert looks like a mess! But I’m probably just thinking this, because that Lea Michele trick was involved and my Lea Michele tank is already overfuckingflowing thanks to those Dove commercials that play every ten seconds. Whatever. I’ll just busy myself by imagining Julian McMcahon’s lipstick-covered peen lips in the Rocky Horror intro.

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