Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 29, 2010 / Posted by:

Andy South’s delicate and graceful mom from Project Runway 8! – This is a long time coming, I know, but today just seemed like the right day. Not much sense was made during last night’s overdrawn and WTFery finale. I mean, Jessica Simpson judging a fashion competition instead of a country fair fart contest held behind the Port-A-Potties? Andy’s clothes looking like something a middle-aged lady of leisure might buy at Cache to wear to her country club’s “The King & I” theme dinner? Wretchen’s shit, which was snatched from an old Three’s Company costume closet marked “extras“. But the one bright spot was Andy South’s mother sitting front row and proudly beaming from her eyebrows for her son’s big moment. Finally some real talent and beauty!

Brows that make me want to cry pineapple-scented tears every 10 minutes like the clouds in Hawaii. Brows that make me want to string purple orchids through them and wear around my neck for the rest of my days. Heidi Klum should’ve announced these brows as the real winner of Project Runway:

Right? Right. Okay, there was another bright spot last night. When Heidi (SPOILER ALERT) announced the winner! I think I let out a laugh thinking about all the bitches who spit out their white wine spritzer at the TV when Heidi named the granola cunt and the Bitchenstock of Oregon as the winner over Mondo. “CANCEL MY LIFETIME!”But it comes with your basic cable.”Oh.”

Oh well, Wretchen will have a glorious career being a talking head in “Reality TV’s Most Hated Bitches” specials for years to come!

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