Afternoon Crumbs
When Joan Rivers became Snooki… And when I realized for real that Snooki truly is the size of an armadillo’s peen – E! Online
The producers of Captain America realize that the only way to sell this shit is to put Chris Evans’ half-nekkidness on display – Lainey Gossip
The Mel Gibson demon has jumped into Charlie Sheen – The Superficial
This is what happens when you wear your long johns (or white leggings in this case) outdoors – Hollywood Tuna
Yigit Pura from Top Chef: Just Desserts is making it way too easy for the horny Photoshoppers out there – Towleroad
Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis look weepy-ish – Popoholic
Send the hard criminal to life (or the length of a SpongeBob Squarepants episode) in her room without the possibility of dessert – NYC Barstool Sports
Note to teenagers: Get knocked up, submit your audition tape to MTV and make more than your teachers! – Celebitchy
Blair Waldorf in Marie Claire – The Berry
Charlie Brown raps – OMG Blog
Well, here’s Owen Wilson with his top off if that’s what you want to see today – Popsugar
Meredith Vieira gets Cacaized – Just Jared
Celebrities with candy – Cityrag
Portia de Rossi once weighed less than one of Aretha Franklin’s chichis – ICYDK
Vintage Bruno Mars – Necole Bitchie
Mad Mel is going to be very popular in the chokey – I’m Not Obsessed
Bat Boy got sick of Xtina’s all-you-can-eat coochie buffet – Hollywood Rag
Obviously, a mold of Vinny’s watermelon dick is in Snooki’s bag – Moe Jackson