Courtney Love has been so well behaved lately (okay, for like a week) and frankly I’ve been worried about her, so it warms the factory defected hot plate known as my soul to see her pulling her old tricks out of her bag. You know, I’d rather Courtney use that finger to type out a profound Facebook rant that turns my brains into the consistency of creamed salmon, but this is still a win on all levels.
While shopping for stuff in West Hollywood yesterday, Courtney flipped off the paps and then delivered a real “fuck you in the face” when she bent over and revealed her her Styrofoam plate of parmesan chicken cutlets (no relation to you know who).
And later in the night, Court washed her pits with a towelette from El Pollo Loco to attend the amFAR Gala at Chateau Marmont. Yes, Court sort of looks like a wax statute of Madge made from dollar store tea lights and the box of birthday candles your mom uses every single year, but I still think she’s looking good (written while completely sober…maybe that’s the problem).