When you scream out “DUH“, make sure to sing it in a 5-octave range while twirling around in your cubicle like a magical fairy princess throwing glittery pixie dust under a double pink rainbow. After years of all eyes being glued to Mimi’s Hello Wombey, she announced to Billy Bush on Today this morning that she’s got a glazed butterfly bun in her Sanrio-brand oven! Mimi didn’t throw up a dozen balloon of details, but she did say that she’s due sometime in the spring. Of course, she’s hatching in the spring! That’s the best time for butterflies to spread their wings and fly through the sunflower fields as the lambs’ joyous BAAAAAAAAAHs echo into the heavens! Dahling.
Mimi cooed that she only came out about her pregnancy, because the speculation was starting to reach a fever pitch. Mimi suffered a miscarriage two years ago, so she wanted to hold off as long as she could before unwrapping the sequined pink bow around her BABY!!! news. Billy Bush also said that Mimi conceived naturally and didn’t use IVF.
Congrats to Mimi and her child Nick on the upcoming wombancipation of Baby Mimi. And I’m really hoping they’ll name their baby Tiara Charmbracelet Baaaaaah Carey Cannon (Princess Butterfly Rainbow Kitty is way too cliche).